Acorn Brown
I’m a little acorn brown,
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
I’m a little cracked you see,
That’s ‘cuz someone stepped on me.
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m crazy!
Called myself on the phone,
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself on a date,
Pick me up at half past eight!
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m crazy!
Drove myself to the show.
Sat myself in the very last row.
Wrapped my arms around my waist.
Got so fresh I slapped my face.
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m crazy!
I can sing, I can dance.
I wear ruffles on my…Woops!
Boys, take another guess.
I wear ruffles on my dress.
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m crazy!