The other day
I saw a bear
A great big bear
A way out there.
The other day I saw a bear
A great big bear a way out there.
I looked at him,
He looked at me.
I sized up him,
He sized up me.
I looked at him, he looked at me.
I sized up him, he sized up me.
He said to me,
“Why don’t you run?
I see you ain’t
Got any gun.”
He said to me, “Why don’t you run?
I see you ain’t got any gun.”
And so I ran
Away from there,
But right behind
Was that big bear.
And so I ran away from there
But right behind was that big bear.
Ahead of me
There was a tree –
A great big tree,
Oh glory be.
Ahead of me, there was a tree –
A great big tree, oh glory be.
The nearest branch
Was ten feet up.
I’d have to jump
And trust my luck.
The nearest branch was ten feet up.
I’d have to jump and trust my luck.
And so I jumped
Into the air,
But I missed that branch
A way up there.
And so I jumped into the air,
But I missed that branch a way up there.
Now don’t you fret
And don’t you frown,
‘Cause I caught that branch
On the way back down.
Now don’t you fret and don’t you frown
‘Cause I caught that branch on the way back down.
That’s all there is;
There ain’t no more,
Unless I see
That bear once more.
That’s all there is; there ain’t no more,
Unless I see that bear once more.