If I Were Not a Counselor
I’m glad I am a counselor
That’s the life for me
But if I were not a counselor…
A plumber I would be!
Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below!
Repeat, except change the last line of the verse to:
A farmer I would be!
Come on, Bessie, give! Baby’s got to live!
A bird watcher I would be!
Birdie in the sky! Poopy in my eye!
A girl scout I would be!
Tag-a-longs! Do-si-do’s! Wanna buy a cookie?
A rancher I would be!
Here’s a cow, there’s a cow. Don’t step in the muck!
A football player I would be!
Set! Hut! Kick ‘em in the butt!