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If I Were Not a Counselor

 

I’m glad I am a counselor

That’s the life for me

But if I were not a counselor…

 

A plumber I would be!

Plunge it!  Flush it!  Look out below!

 

Repeat, except change the last line of the verse to:

 

A farmer I would be!

Come on, Bessie, give!  Baby’s got to live!

 

A bird watcher I would be!

Birdie in the sky!  Poopy in my eye!

 

A girl scout I would be!

Tag-a-longs!  Do-si-do’s!  Wanna buy a cookie?

 

A rancher I would be!

Here’s a cow, there’s a cow.  Don’t step in the muck!

 

A football player I would be!

Set!  Hut!  Kick ‘em in the butt!