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My Name is Joe         

 

Hello, my name is Joe

I work in a button factory

I have a wife, a dog, and two kids.

One day, my boss came up to me

And said, “Hey Joe, are you busy?”

I said, “No.”

He said, “Push the button with your left hand.”

 

(Repeat, except change the last line of the verse to:)

2) He said, “Push the button with your right hand.”

3) He said, “Push the button with your left foot.”

4) He said, “Push the button with your right foot.”

5) He said, “Push the button with your head.”

6) He said, “Push the button with your tongue.”

 

(Last verse:)

Hello, my name is Joe

I work in a button factory

I have a wife, a dog, and two kids.

One day, my boss came up to me

And said, “Hey Joe, are you busy?”

I said, “Yes!”