One Hand
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four lumbering lemmings
Five corpulent porpoises with a purpose
Six fun flying fleas with an incessant hankering for flapjacks
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred secret crypts of Egypt
Nine sympathetic, apathetic, over-eclectic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who like to play around the corner of the quartz quarter of the corporate condominiums and quivering all at the very same time